Good Genes Will Tell…

Donald Trump isn’t exactly a short guy. The family has released that he stands a towering 6′ 3″. As it turns out, Melania Trump is quite a bit taller than the average woman in this country. She’s reportedly a staggering 5′ 11″.

So what happens when a healthy male and a healthy female of those astonishing elevations make a baby? Barron happens, that’s what.

While there has been no official notification as to how tall Barron is, he’s obviously somewhere between 6′ 6″ and 6′ 8″. Here’s the kicker… the lad just turned 15.

While most Americans probably first think that basketball would be the sport of choice for someone that tall (and still growing), word on the streets is that the youngest child of The Donald is actually quite the soccer player. Goalie, to be specific.

Personally, I would hate to see his athletic ability wasted on professional European kickball, with that kind of reach, the kid would make a helluva First Baseman.

One other thing, forget about William and Harry were both formerly known as “the world’s most eligible bachelors.” Those Euro-trash inbreds couldn’t hold a candle to young Barron.

That boy’s going to have more chicks throwing themselves at him on accident than Billy and Hank ever got on purpose.

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